Hi mere haramkhor yaaron,
Kahani 23 july se phir se continue ho jayegi, par beech ke kuch panne missing hain. To maine socha ki chalo apni thori si ink waste kar deta hun.
Uncle Sam - Ye saale jab se gaye, hindi bhool gaye. Ek din Mr. Kabootar ne inse ram-ram kiya to angreji me batiyane lage. Aur jab Kabootar ne gariyana suru kiya, to bolte hain "sorry, bhool gaya tha ki indian se baat kar raha hun". Pahunche the ek raat coldplay concert me, maar laat nikal diya gaya, daaru jo leke jaa rahe the. Waise wahan inhone apna group bana liya hai. Toilet me rakh diya hai ek bottle, har ghante baad mootne jaate hain, aur 5 ml maar ke aa jate hain. Apne saath 3 aur logon ko le liya hai, taaki pakre na jaayen. Peete raho, pilate raho.
Chota Shakeel- Meri to yahi dua hai, aisi buri dasha to dushman ki bhi na ho. Pahunch gaye hain dehaat mein. Internet to choro 12 ghante bijli bhi nahi milti. Aur to aur reliance ka network tak nahi hai. Tankhwah to milti nahi. Ab sutte ke saath saath phone ka kharch bhi manage karna parta hai inko. To iska aasan upay ye nikala ki lag gaye hain desi daaru mein. Rs. 8 me 450 gram mil jata hai. Bas wahi pee ke soo jate hain. Inke liye raahat ki baat yahi hai ki karne ko bhi koi kaam nahi hai. Ab tak to makhkhiyan maarne me expert ho gaye honge.
Silent Lamb- Apne muh par tape chipka liya hai inhone. sabse jyada bakchodi mein yahi hain. baakiyon ka haal chal lena to door, Mr. Kabootar aur Mr. Witch, dono ke scrap ka jawaab tak nahi diya. Aur to aur ek hi city me rahne ke bawjood baaki yaaron se bhi nahi milte. Reliance ka phone le liya hai. Aur har weekend doston se milne ke bajay, do bottle daaru andar kar ke ludhak jaate hain. Agar itne par bhi aaplog na guess kar pao to mujhe aashcharya na hoga.
Big Pig- Ye baabu moshay koi aisa waisa geet nahi gaa rahe. Sabse bara haath inhonehi maara hai. Apne friend Korko Roy se kaafi kuch seekha hai. Bar 5 km door hai, par roj pahunch jaate hain. Ek laundiya bhi pata li hai. daaru to poocho mat cocaine aur heroine tak pahunch gaye hain.
Poore charasi ban gaye hain. Aur pata nahi kiska kiya hua kaam bhi chura liya hai. Uspe paper likh diya aur accept bhi ho gaya hai. Dude you are so cool that you are hot, you are dope!
Mr. Witch- Saale ek tooti stump par ball kya lag gai, phool rahe hain. Main bhi wahin maujood tha. Us gend ki speed 50 kmph se jada na hogi. Aur poora bowling analysis to suno: 2 overs; 22 runs (16 wides aur 6 balle se). Wo bhi 6 hi run balle se is liye bane kyonki batsman bajar j***** the. aur kya batayen, apne me hi magan hain, as always. Poora summer nikalne ke baad kamre se bahar nikle, 29 khelne ke liye. Kisi ki inse baat hui?
Bada Shakeel- Logon mein josh jagana chahte hain. logon ke muh to khulwana chahte hain, par ye bhool gaye ki yahan ke log soch-soch kar frust hain. Agar khud se soch ke likhne ko bologe to koi nahi likhega. Ab dekho, hazar gaaliyan milengi. Waise ye haramkhor bhi Mr. Stagnant Water hain. Batao abhi tak Reliance ka mobile nahi liya. :( Waise aaj kal orkut kholne lage hain. Ab jaa ke inko dikha ki mera relationship status married hai.
Baaki ki kahani agle post mein. ek baar me lamba post nahi karna chahiye. Hoping to get thousand abuses :)
kal hi likhenge. aapka number bhi aayega, kahin mat jaiyega.
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abe saale apne stats sahi karo...
2 mein 22 wala doosre din tha...
Us match mein 3 over mein 15 diye the aur sirf 3 run bat se the.. aur 2-3 wicket the wo alag.
Aur, jaha tak stump ki baat hai... Toota hua to nahi hi tha... Tumhe bhi mahawar ka rog lag gaya hai...
Bas hum hi tez hai. baaki to jh****u hai.... Aisi Mentality le doobegi ....
Waise leaving that....
Baaki logon ka sahi analysis kiya hai... ab to wing mein party ke naam pe.. sirf daaru party hi hogi....
Inme se kitne to apne sath apna brand bhi leke aayenge...
INDIA mein milega nahi naa...
sabse pehle apne bihari bhaiya ko bahut saari badhaiya..chaapa hai launde ne...awesum post..
uncle sam ko to paraya desh itna bha gaya hai ki wapas aane ki icha hi nahi hai..wapas jaane ki puri setting kar rahe hai...
@slap: chirkut saale 3 ovr mein 12 wide aur fir bhi bakchodi mein...sahi hai yarr
aur yarr big pig se ye sab kerne ki ummeed to kisi ko nahi ho sakti...saala bahut harami ho gaya hai...sahi hai lagey raho
abe to hum kab kahe ki hum bakchod bowler hai..
insider is any day a better bowler than me....
Lekin hum ye kahe ki humne stump toda... n this is a fact....
ye saajish he...mujhe phasaaya ja raha he...saare celebrities shiney se lekar srk se lekar bhurat tak sab ko phasaaya ja raha hai....shayaad ye bihari agle saal ke wing leader election ki tyaari kar raha hai....lekin mujhe wing ke vakeel par poora bharosa hai..woh is post ki jarr(roots) tak pahunch kar rahega
As BIG PIG has publically denied the accusations thrown on him by "The Insider" and he has no other means to support his accusations (unless he posts the chats with the big pig),which concludes to the fact that the insider is either suffering from "kanpur ki garmi" or has started watching "India TV" (news ko chatpata banane ke liye).
P.S:Yeh reliance ke mobile ka kya funda hain.
saala reliance ka phone ka funda nahi jaanta... doob ke mar jaa. main nahi bata raha.
Aur Big Pig jhooth bol raha hai, apni ijjat bachane ki koshish kar raha. Jaise Shiney kar raha hai....
abe jaise shiney ki biwi sab kuch jaante hue bhi uska saath de rahi hai ..wahi kaam maji bhi kar raha hai....big pig ko bachane ka asafal prayas...:)
haan maji sahi bola yeh sala INDIA TV ho gaya hai..mujhe bola bhi ki mere bare me jo isne 450 gm wali baat likhi hai wo sirf SPICY banane ke liye :O
We are all eagerly awaiting fake wing leader's next blog entry.............aur haan ..junta plz refrain from using Big Pig name for me....aakhir meri bhi koi reputation he..For those who hv forgotten ..the name's "bhurat"...."prateek bhurat"
@bhurat the initials of your name are still maintained man (B.P.)just reversed so nothing to worry
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