saala tk ko wing walon ka naam bhi nahi pata SHAYAD....magi kaun hai bhai?? MAJI hai shayad..(Muggu Aman Jaiswal) anyways....i think there is a tough competition b/w maJi [:P] and chhotu
P.S : I wud have written my name too but tk has asked us not to do so :)
abe tharki hai i know....but tabhi tharakta hai jab moment ho waise..bewajah nahi..anyways....bhatur saale tumhe normal ka matlab pata hai fir bhi khud ko normal bol rahe ho :O
mere hisab se normal ka matlab waise log jo school ke doston se milte julte hon.. decide karna tough kaam hai.. to sabko baari baari se kata ke dehte hain.... ankush - koi chance hi nahi. mishraji - X vakeel - kaafi close hai.. par X bhurat - bahut door bhatur - kaafi close sanchit - close maji - nah rahul - kaafi close um - kaafi door tk - bahut door hai :) chhotu - door mahawar - thori door i guess i will vote for bhatur.. by the way, who wants to be normal?
abe agar skool ki janta se milna is ur criterion then believe me TK is SUPERNORMAL...launda har vacation me 3-4 gals (skool ki) ke saath movie dekhne jata hai...restaurent jata hai unke saath....n fir to main bhi normal hoon....saala kam se kam to 7-8 log hain hi jinse har vacation me milta hoon...
n jahan tak skool frend type wali criterion....slap a.k.a bhatur saala bas 1 hi skool frend se milta hai bas ;) :D how can bihari vote for slap though bihari himself is the one who has dcided the criteria...
oki den bhatur isnt normal cuz..aaj tak uske muh se humne kabhi nahi suna ki vacation me usne apne frends ke saath masti kiya.....as mentioned earlier..uska bas 1 hi skul frend hai..uske saath bhi bechara renukoot me nahi ghum pata..to bhatur is out of the royal rumble match :D
NEXT > same goes wid maji n sancho(haan kuchh spl female frends thi but kuchh ladke to hone hi chahiye frend circle me)...in dono ne bhi kabhi aisa kuchh nahi bataya aajtak... so they are also out....
BHURAT,MISHRAJI,ANKUSH n SUBBU (i think inhe to sab log kata denge )
abe.. ye school wala criteria kahan se aa gaya...???? hadd hai.. bhai ab mere vacations UPTU ke vacations se match nahi karte to kya karun ??? phir skool wale doston ko bhi car mein bhar ke sutta aur daaru ke liye jana hota hai.. which i cant do... criteria sahi banao pehle...
sutta daru nahi par fatta khel sakte ho...shaam me awaragardi kar sakte ho....laundiyabaazi kar sakte ho aur agar koi chutiyaap kare tumhare ilaake me to use pel bhi sakte ho ( i m so much inspired by GULAAL :D )
abe blog ke aur bhi 10-12 co-authors hai... sab saale mar gaye.... @ stoic... there are a lot of things which i can say abt my this "abnormal" behaviour regarding skool frends, but not on a blog... other than that.. i can claim to be normal... yes...
abe koi logic to do...sale aise hi hum normal hum normal kiye ja rahe ho....kahe ka normal be..
sala din me 1 time khana khate ho... week me 1 baar brush karte ho..... mahine me 1 baar nahate ho...(even if wo mahina MAY ka ho) saal me 1 baar ghar jate ho... decade me 1 baar kya karte ho wo bhi likhte but utne time tak observe karna padega :)
abe mujhe aata hai figure of speech..but maine tumse ummeed nahi ki thi ki tumhe bhi aata hoga...gud gng..i m impressed... :P anyways..ab bihari decide kar lega ki u r normal or abnormal since u have accepted the fact that tum 1 baar brush karte ho week me :)
My definition of normal is 'Saadharan Vyaqti'...one having everythin balanced.......and luckily no one is like that....all are interesting and special in ways ......
yeh lo..wing ka Mr. diplomat aa gaya..sala kamina..kya mast discussion ho raha tha...sab spl..karlo vote ab abe iska comment consider nahi hoga..poori baat hi khatam kar deta hai :(
ye bhalu saala psychology ke 2 course kya ker liya...har jagah jhadne lagta hai...slap n stoic u guys carry on...lage raho...salon lado aur midsem ki m** c*** do...
waise ek baat hai... ye mahawar poora special hai... alag hai matlab... endsem ko midsem samajh ke baitha hai... bhai IIT mein aisa karne wala zinda kaise reh sakta hai... :P
arey sorry yarr...galti ho gayi...saala endsem ho ya midsem...g**** to fatni pakki hai to ab kabhi kabhi farak pata hi nahi chalta hai...saala jitne number midsem mein ute hi endsem mein...ab out of kitne farak nahi padta...
abe mahawar ki batti late se jalti hai isliye abhi tak jali nahi (abe batti jalne ki baat kar raha hun kuchh aur nahi ;) :P )..isliye abhi tak mid sem soch ke baitha hai
accept bhi kar raha hai.. ki midsem ho ya endsem.. kabhi kabhi fark pata nahi chalta... himmat chahiye bhai.. 40% ke xam ko 20% ka samajh ke attempt karne mein..
u motherfuckin piece of monkey crap...batti to main tumhari bujha dunga...aur ye ladai band kyn ho gayi...slap chu**** so gaya kya...u vakeel jackass carry on...fuck d slap...bua c*** do saale ki...
aur dekho... yahan to angrezi mein tapar-2 gaariyan raha hai.. udhar doosre post pe.. dictionary.com ki baatein kar raha hai.... anyone ever saw such a hypocrite..
abey e jh**** vo to angrezi filim dekh dekh ker thodi bahut kaam chalane layak sikhi hai...job interview mein kaam aayegi...saala select nahi kiya to yahi sab bak aayenge saale ko...fir to impress ho ker le hi lega
abe.. kal sachin yahan aa raha hai...oki chalo koi nahi main SA hi chala jaoonga..shilpa shetty wahin hai na ;) yaar have u all ever noticed her belly??....as flat as LG flatron :D ekdum perfect bandi hai..jo flat hona chahiye wo flat hain n jo flat nahi hona chaiye wo flat nahi hai... :D
@bihari...i think u wud b more dan happy wid dis post of urs as u expected just 13 comments...and da no has gone far beyond dat... kudos to stoic n slap..
that was not supposed to be diplomatic...may be nt that interesting :).....point was that speciality+abnormality brings balance..aur vaise bhi saala kisi ka bhi dimaag thikane nahi hai.. i would say no one close to normal..
lo bhai...shuru ho gaye bhalu ke high figh funde...u cock suckin piece of psycologist shit...apne funde band ker do...saala jo dekho yahi samajhta hai ki bas hum nawab ke chode hain...baaki sab andu ki jh***
@ raul :abe ye kya funde hai .. "speciality and abnormality brings balance"
dono ek hi cheez to hai... ab saurav ki speciality hai bahas karna... lekin kitna abnormal hai.. har baat mein bahas karta hai .... PSYCHO ka 2 course kya kar liye fundebaaji.. humne bhi ek course kiya hai...
p.s .. waise saurav ke bajaye mahawar was best suited for this example.. but .. that ** piece of ** ke kaun ungli karein... bandook leke nikal aayega..
keep that peice of shit of urs in ur ass or dispose it elsewhere not here..notanki saala
@ slap
saale gaon ke gawar.....sahi samajh ke bhi galat funde de raha hai....
vakeel ka example hi lele
think what he can do btr than a normal person by having the virtue u mentioned n at the same time that make him abnormal...kuch mila kuch khoya........n nyway who wants to be bloody normal n ordinary..
अबे ऐसे हाई फुंडे मत दिस्कुस्स करो..विंग में कुछ लोग पेंटियम २ भी है....उन्हें समझ नहीं आएगा ..फिर साला रात भर हम pareshaan होंगे उनको guide करने में...follow दी KISS principle ( कीप it स्वीट n simple ) जिस से की सब को समझ आये |
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i think me n bihari are the most normal den oders :P
totally unexpected.... Main aur normal!
mujhe lagta hai magi...
* plz refrain from writing ur own names
arre bhai reason bhi to do.. kisi ke normal hone ka ya abnormal..
waise i think majority would come in my favour ... :)
saala tk ko wing walon ka naam bhi nahi pata SHAYAD....magi kaun hai bhai?? MAJI hai shayad..(Muggu Aman Jaiswal)
anyways....i think there is a tough competition b/w maJi [:P] and chhotu
P.S : I wud have written my name too but tk has asked us not to do so :)
abe main bho hoon normal..
normally se jyada normal :)
aur chhotu normal kab se ho gaya...??
uske jitna tharki koi nahi hai wing mein...
abe tharki hai i know....but tabhi tharakta hai jab moment ho waise..bewajah nahi..anyways....bhatur saale tumhe normal ka matlab pata hai fir bhi khud ko normal bol rahe ho :O
abe kya normal nahi hai mere mein..??
sab to normal hai....
aur chhotu ke tharak ko main jyada achchhe se jaanta hoon... sare courses mere sath hi kar rha hai..
mere hisab se normal ka matlab waise log jo school ke doston se milte julte hon.. decide karna tough kaam hai.. to sabko baari baari se kata ke dehte hain....
ankush - koi chance hi nahi.
mishraji - X
vakeel - kaafi close hai.. par X
bhurat - bahut door
bhatur - kaafi close
sanchit - close
maji - nah
rahul - kaafi close
um - kaafi door
tk - bahut door hai :)
chhotu - door
mahawar - thori door
i guess i will vote for bhatur..
by the way, who wants to be normal?
baaki log kahan mar gaye.... post karo apne votes, mujhe result jaana hai....
arey yarr isme kya doubt aa gaya logon ko...its undoubtedly fucking TK n BIHARI...widout a shit of a doubt :D
abe agar skool ki janta se milna is ur criterion then believe me TK is SUPERNORMAL...launda har vacation me 3-4 gals (skool ki) ke saath movie dekhne jata hai...restaurent jata hai unke saath....n fir to main bhi normal hoon....saala kam se kam to 7-8 log hain hi jinse har vacation me milta hoon...
@ ROCK...
blog padhe ho naa... ya sapne mein tk aaya to uthate hi tk likh diya.. :P
normal ki baat ho rahi hai...
n jahan tak skool frend type wali criterion....slap a.k.a bhatur saala bas 1 hi skool frend se milta hai bas ;) :D
how can bihari vote for slap though bihari himself is the one who has dcided the criteria...
aur bhi criteria bana lo.. lekin normal to hum hi hai...
abe wahi to kaha tha maine.. ki resaon bhi do..
chalo.. gud .. saare abnormal logon ke naam aur reason note karo..
normal apne aap mil jaayega...
oki den bhatur isnt normal cuz..aaj tak uske muh se humne kabhi nahi suna ki vacation me usne apne frends ke saath masti kiya.....as mentioned earlier..uska bas 1 hi skul frend hai..uske saath bhi bechara renukoot me nahi ghum pata..to bhatur is out of the royal rumble match :D
NEXT > same goes wid maji n sancho(haan kuchh spl female frends thi but kuchh ladke to hone hi chahiye frend circle me)...in dono ne bhi kabhi aisa kuchh nahi bataya aajtak... so they are also out....
BHURAT,MISHRAJI,ANKUSH n SUBBU (i think inhe to sab log kata denge )
aage ka decide karo..itne to kat a/c to me
abe.. ye school wala criteria kahan se aa gaya...????
hadd hai.. bhai ab mere vacations UPTU ke vacations se match nahi karte to kya karun ???
phir skool wale doston ko bhi car mein bhar ke sutta aur daaru ke liye jana hota hai.. which i cant do...
criteria sahi banao pehle...
sutta daru nahi par fatta khel sakte ho...shaam me awaragardi kar sakte ho....laundiyabaazi kar sakte ho aur agar koi chutiyaap kare tumhare ilaake me to use pel bhi sakte ho ( i m so much inspired by GULAAL :D )
abe blog ke aur bhi 10-12 co-authors hai...
sab saale mar gaye....
@ stoic... there are a lot of things which i can say abt my this "abnormal" behaviour regarding skool frends, but not on a blog... other than that.. i can claim to be normal...
yes...
abe koi logic to do...sale aise hi hum normal hum normal kiye ja rahe ho....kahe ka normal be..
sala din me 1 time khana khate ho...
week me 1 baar brush karte ho.....
mahine me 1 baar nahate ho...(even if wo mahina MAY ka ho)
saal me 1 baar ghar jate ho...
decade me 1 baar kya karte ho wo bhi likhte but utne time tak observe karna padega :)
tumhare facts sahi nahi hai..
-3 baar khate hai hum din mein... bas dopahar ke bajaye raat mein khate hai..
- haan brush wala sahi hai.. to kya. sher bhi kabhi munh dhota hai kya ???
- aur hafte mein 2 baar nahate hai.. har sunday to nahate hi hai..
-aur saal mein 2 chhutti hoti hai dono baar jaate hai ghar...
yahi normal traits hai... hostel mein rehne wala koi roz nahaye to wo abnormal hota hai.. baaki bhi khud se soch ke samajh lo....
I believe u are developing certain personal grudges against me... :P
U just cannot bear that bihari supported me... :P
beta sher to HOMO SAPIEN girl friend bhi nahi banata hai.... :P
n sher data structure ka course bhi nahi karta hai :P
abe CAT ki preparation kar rahe ho.. aur figure of speech bhi nahi samajhte... beta ...
rasta bahut kathor dikh rha hai tumhare liye...
abe mujhe aata hai figure of speech..but maine tumse ummeed nahi ki thi ki tumhe bhi aata hoga...gud gng..i m impressed... :P
anyways..ab bihari decide kar lega ki u r normal or abnormal since u have accepted the fact that tum 1 baar brush karte ho week me :)
My definition of normal is 'Saadharan Vyaqti'...one having everythin balanced.......and luckily no one is like that....all are interesting and special in ways ......
yeh lo..wing ka Mr. diplomat aa gaya..sala kamina..kya mast discussion ho raha tha...sab spl..karlo vote ab
abe iska comment consider nahi hoga..poori baat hi khatam kar deta hai :(
waah is tarah se to koi normal ho hi nahi sakta....
jab sab interestin aur special ho to non special hona bhi speciality ho gayi...
@ stoic.. sahi kaha.. ye politician type log kabhi koi healthy discussion nahi hone dete...
ye bhalu saala psychology ke 2 course kya ker liya...har jagah jhadne lagta hai...slap n stoic u guys carry on...lage raho...salon lado aur midsem ki m** c*** do...
waise ek baat hai...
ye mahawar poora special hai... alag hai matlab...
endsem ko midsem samajh ke baitha hai...
bhai IIT mein aisa karne wala zinda kaise reh sakta hai... :P
arey sorry yarr...galti ho gayi...saala endsem ho ya midsem...g**** to fatni pakki hai to ab kabhi kabhi farak pata hi nahi chalta hai...saala jitne number midsem mein ute hi endsem mein...ab out of kitne farak nahi padta...
abe mahawar ki batti late se jalti hai isliye abhi tak jali nahi (abe batti jalne ki baat kar raha hun kuchh aur nahi ;) :P )..isliye abhi tak mid sem soch ke baitha hai
abe yaar.. baat hai mahawar mein kuch khaas..
accept bhi kar raha hai.. ki midsem ho ya endsem.. kabhi kabhi fark pata nahi chalta...
himmat chahiye bhai.. 40% ke xam ko 20% ka samajh ke attempt karne mein..
u motherfuckin piece of monkey crap...batti to main tumhari bujha dunga...aur ye ladai band kyn ho gayi...slap chu**** so gaya kya...u vakeel jackass carry on...fuck d slap...bua c*** do saale ki...
abe..ab main sone ja raha hoon..kal south africa jana hai..sachin ne bulaya hai apne birthday pe...subah flight hai meri..bye gn
aur dekho... yahan to angrezi mein tapar-2 gaariyan raha hai.. udhar doosre post pe.. dictionary.com ki baatein kar raha hai....
anyone ever saw such a hypocrite..
fuck you...sachin kal yahan aa raha hai...v hav planned a party...i thot ki tum logon ko surprise dunga...
abey e jh**** vo to angrezi filim dekh dekh ker thodi bahut kaam chalane layak sikhi hai...job interview mein kaam aayegi...saala select nahi kiya to yahi sab bak aayenge saale ko...fir to impress ho ker le hi lega
abe.. kal sachin yahan aa raha hai...oki chalo koi nahi main SA hi chala jaoonga..shilpa shetty wahin hai na ;) yaar have u all ever noticed her belly??....as flat as LG flatron :D ekdum perfect bandi hai..jo flat hona chahiye wo flat hain n jo flat nahi hona chaiye wo flat nahi hai... :D
from Mahawar...
vakeel sala tharak gaya hai...raat ka effect hai...sala so hi jaye to achha hai...tharki !@#$%^&
@ stoic.. abe yaar school friends se milne ka matlab resemble karna hai.
excuse me, yahaan koi normal aadmi hai?!
@bihari...i think u wud b more dan happy wid dis post of urs as u expected just 13 comments...and da no has gone far beyond dat...
kudos to stoic n slap..
@stoic
that was not supposed to be diplomatic...may be nt that interesting :).....point was that speciality+abnormality brings balance..aur vaise bhi saala kisi ka bhi dimaag thikane nahi hai.. i would say no one close to normal..
lo bhai...shuru ho gaye bhalu ke high figh funde...u cock suckin piece of psycologist shit...apne funde band ker do...saala jo dekho yahi samajhta hai ki bas hum nawab ke chode hain...baaki sab andu ki jh***
@ raul :abe ye kya funde hai ..
"speciality and abnormality brings balance"
dono ek hi cheez to hai...
ab saurav ki speciality hai bahas karna...
lekin kitna abnormal hai.. har baat mein bahas karta hai ....
PSYCHO ka 2 course kya kar liye fundebaaji..
humne bhi ek course kiya hai...
p.s .. waise saurav ke bajaye mahawar was best suited for this example.. but .. that ** piece of ** ke kaun ungli karein... bandook leke nikal aayega..
@ mahawar
keep that peice of shit of urs in ur ass or dispose it elsewhere not here..notanki saala
@ slap
saale gaon ke gawar.....sahi samajh ke bhi galat funde de raha hai....
vakeel ka example hi lele
think what he can do btr than a normal person by having the virtue u mentioned n at the same time that make him abnormal...kuch mila kuch khoya........n nyway who wants to be bloody normal n ordinary..
अबे ऐसे हाई फुंडे मत दिस्कुस्स करो..विंग में कुछ लोग पेंटियम २ भी है....उन्हें समझ नहीं आएगा ..फिर साला रात भर हम pareshaan होंगे उनको guide करने में...follow दी KISS principle ( कीप it स्वीट n simple ) जिस से की सब को समझ आये |
chaapa vakeel... maan gaye
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