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Hi mere haramkhor yaaron,
Kahani 23 july se phir se continue ho jayegi, par beech ke kuch panne missing hain. To maine socha ki chalo apni thori si ink waste kar deta hun.

Uncle Sam - Ye saale jab se gaye, hindi bhool gaye. Ek din Mr. Kabootar ne inse ram-ram kiya to angreji me batiyane lage. Aur jab Kabootar ne gariyana suru kiya, to bolte hain "sorry, bhool gaya tha ki indian se baat kar raha hun". Pahunche the ek raat coldplay concert me, maar laat nikal diya gaya, daaru jo leke jaa rahe the. Waise wahan inhone apna group bana liya hai. Toilet me rakh diya hai ek bottle, har ghante baad mootne jaate hain, aur 5 ml maar ke aa jate hain. Apne saath 3 aur logon ko le liya hai, taaki pakre na jaayen. Peete raho, pilate raho.

Chota Shakeel- Meri to yahi dua hai, aisi buri dasha to dushman ki bhi na ho. Pahunch gaye hain dehaat mein. Internet to choro 12 ghante bijli bhi nahi milti. Aur to aur reliance ka network tak nahi hai. Tankhwah to milti nahi. Ab sutte ke saath saath phone ka kharch bhi manage karna parta hai inko. To iska aasan upay ye nikala ki lag gaye hain desi daaru mein. Rs. 8 me 450 gram mil jata hai. Bas wahi pee ke soo jate hain. Inke liye raahat ki baat yahi hai ki karne ko bhi koi kaam nahi hai. Ab tak to makhkhiyan maarne me expert ho gaye honge.

Silent Lamb- Apne muh par tape chipka liya hai inhone. sabse jyada bakchodi mein yahi hain. baakiyon ka haal chal lena to door, Mr. Kabootar aur Mr. Witch, dono ke scrap ka jawaab tak nahi diya. Aur to aur ek hi city me rahne ke bawjood baaki yaaron se bhi nahi milte. Reliance ka phone le liya hai. Aur har weekend doston se milne ke bajay, do bottle daaru andar kar ke ludhak jaate hain. Agar itne par bhi aaplog na guess kar pao to mujhe aashcharya na hoga.

Big Pig- Ye baabu moshay koi aisa waisa geet nahi gaa rahe. Sabse bara haath inhonehi maara hai. Apne friend Korko Roy se kaafi kuch seekha hai. Bar 5 km door hai, par roj pahunch jaate hain. Ek laundiya bhi pata li hai. daaru to poocho mat cocaine aur heroine tak pahunch gaye hain.
Poore charasi ban gaye hain. Aur pata nahi kiska kiya hua kaam bhi chura liya hai. Uspe paper likh diya aur accept bhi ho gaya hai. Dude you are so cool that you are hot, you are dope!

Mr. Witch- Saale ek tooti stump par ball kya lag gai, phool rahe hain. Main bhi wahin maujood tha. Us gend ki speed 50 kmph se jada na hogi. Aur poora bowling analysis to suno: 2 overs; 22 runs (16 wides aur 6 balle se). Wo bhi 6 hi run balle se is liye bane kyonki batsman bajar j***** the. aur kya batayen, apne me hi magan hain, as always. Poora summer nikalne ke baad kamre se bahar nikle, 29 khelne ke liye. Kisi ki inse baat hui?

Bada Shakeel- Logon mein josh jagana chahte hain. logon ke muh to khulwana chahte hain, par ye bhool gaye ki yahan ke log soch-soch kar frust hain. Agar khud se soch ke likhne ko bologe to koi nahi likhega. Ab dekho, hazar gaaliyan milengi. Waise ye haramkhor bhi Mr. Stagnant Water hain. Batao abhi tak Reliance ka mobile nahi liya. :( Waise aaj kal orkut kholne lage hain. Ab jaa ke inko dikha ki mera relationship status married hai.

Baaki ki kahani agle post mein. ek baar me lamba post nahi karna chahiye. Hoping to get thousand abuses :)

kal hi likhenge. aapka number bhi aayega, kahin mat jaiyega.

Summer experience............

The next semester is closing in and with it the placement horror too. Just one month to go before we rejoin the college.Let's share our experiences uptill now and briefly describe your past two months........

Do you Know this ???

Well ,
This other day , We played fatta and You know I broke a stump on my bowling.

Just thought You people might wanna know ...
Even if not ... I just told ya...

yours adorable :)
Slap

federer rocks...........