A shocking Incidence

Today , This shocking incidence took place, which shook the very base of our wing.
We can not trust on anyone's strength now. People have become weak , meek and fragile .
Friendship has taken a backseat for them...
You would be thinking why I am saying this.... Because today a dear friend of ours was found proclaiming in broad day light tha folowing thing : Read it your self... this is so shocking ..... I am still trembling by the very thought of it ... HOW ??? HOW ??? Once a LION now a mouse ??

The proclamation follows :

Mere Dil Mein Hai Joru
Dil Ki Dhadkan Mein Joru
Meri Aankhon Mein Joru
Meri Saanson Mein Joru

Are, Aagey Joru, Peeche Joru
Dain Joru, Bayein Joru
Joru, Joru, Joru, Joru, Joru...

Shaam Savere Abh Main Joru Joru Kahoonga
Main Joru Ka Ghulam, Are, Ban Ke Rahoonga
Main To Joru Ka Ghulam
Joru Joru Ka Ghulam, Ban Ke Rahoonga...

Hai Kasam Rab Ki, Na Ishq Duja Karoon
Main To Din Raat Joru Ki Puja Karoon
Are, Joru Maiya Ki, Jai Ho, Jai Ho

Hai Kasam Rab Ki, Na Ishq Duja Karoon
Main To Din Raat Joru Ki Puja Karoon
Joru Bole To Jagoon, Joru Bole To Soun
Joru Bole To Hans Doon, Joru Bole To Roun

Joru Ke Liye Har Sitam Abh Sahoonga
Main Joru Ka Ghulam, Are Ban Ke Rahoonga
Main To Joru Ka Ghulam
Joru Joru Ka Ghulam, Ban Ke Rahoonga...

------- as proclaimed by JKG (Joru ka ghulam)

Antaragni , Ankush aur Char ladkiyan

Haan to bhai logon , bahut dino se veeraan pade is blog ko revive karne ke liye antaragni se achchha koi avsar nahi mail sakta tha...

To , ab ankush ne to is baar ka sabse bada teer mara hai... 4 ladkiyan :O .
To aise hi baaki wing walon se aapki kya ummeedein hai.. ya unke liye koi sujhao , to usse yahan post karein.

In short, What sort of antaragni are u expecting for ur wing mates or what do u suggest to some of the wingmates.

P.S ... for TK , ankush has agreed to release one of the 4 gals, just for YOU [:P]
P.P.S -- logon se , especially ROCK se nivedan hai ki abhadra bhasha ka prayog naa karein , kyonki ye ek public forum hai....
P.P.P.S ---- main is post ka credit nai lena chahta. yeh post 4 logon ki raat bhar ki mehnat ka parinaam hai

bend it like "BIHARI"

Some people had doubts...It's high time I clarified them before we pass out

"Yuvraj Singh in a sense tries to be a modern-day Sourav Ganguly, but I don't think he has the charisma or the dignity with which Ganguly carries himself," he said.

However, Buchanan was full of praise for Ganguly, though the pair didn't have the best of times with Kolkata during the IPL. Buchanan's multiple-captain theory didn't go down well with the team at the start of the tournament and a host of off-field and selection issues saw the team finish at the bottom. It also cost Buchanan his job as coach.

"Ganguly was the model for the new breed of confident and combative Indian cricketers. Ganguly showed that Indian cricket could stand up for itself. He is similar in that way to Ian Chappell who stood up for what he believed and was not afraid to take on the administration."

Word of the day

Word of the day :: Eye sex (v.) Meeting eyes with someone (usually a stranger) and holding the gaze for longer than what would be considered a glance. It gives the impression that there is a connection between the two people or possible chemistry. Synonym: eye fuck. Freq: occasional. Wow, that guy in the library totally had eye sex with me.

This shows i was not born virgin

paida hote hi nurse ko taad ke dekhe the

The Insider: 1

Hi mere haramkhor yaaron,
Kahani 23 july se phir se continue ho jayegi, par beech ke kuch panne missing hain. To maine socha ki chalo apni thori si ink waste kar deta hun.

Uncle Sam - Ye saale jab se gaye, hindi bhool gaye. Ek din Mr. Kabootar ne inse ram-ram kiya to angreji me batiyane lage. Aur jab Kabootar ne gariyana suru kiya, to bolte hain "sorry, bhool gaya tha ki indian se baat kar raha hun". Pahunche the ek raat coldplay concert me, maar laat nikal diya gaya, daaru jo leke jaa rahe the. Waise wahan inhone apna group bana liya hai. Toilet me rakh diya hai ek bottle, har ghante baad mootne jaate hain, aur 5 ml maar ke aa jate hain. Apne saath 3 aur logon ko le liya hai, taaki pakre na jaayen. Peete raho, pilate raho.

Chota Shakeel- Meri to yahi dua hai, aisi buri dasha to dushman ki bhi na ho. Pahunch gaye hain dehaat mein. Internet to choro 12 ghante bijli bhi nahi milti. Aur to aur reliance ka network tak nahi hai. Tankhwah to milti nahi. Ab sutte ke saath saath phone ka kharch bhi manage karna parta hai inko. To iska aasan upay ye nikala ki lag gaye hain desi daaru mein. Rs. 8 me 450 gram mil jata hai. Bas wahi pee ke soo jate hain. Inke liye raahat ki baat yahi hai ki karne ko bhi koi kaam nahi hai. Ab tak to makhkhiyan maarne me expert ho gaye honge.

Silent Lamb- Apne muh par tape chipka liya hai inhone. sabse jyada bakchodi mein yahi hain. baakiyon ka haal chal lena to door, Mr. Kabootar aur Mr. Witch, dono ke scrap ka jawaab tak nahi diya. Aur to aur ek hi city me rahne ke bawjood baaki yaaron se bhi nahi milte. Reliance ka phone le liya hai. Aur har weekend doston se milne ke bajay, do bottle daaru andar kar ke ludhak jaate hain. Agar itne par bhi aaplog na guess kar pao to mujhe aashcharya na hoga.

Big Pig- Ye baabu moshay koi aisa waisa geet nahi gaa rahe. Sabse bara haath inhonehi maara hai. Apne friend Korko Roy se kaafi kuch seekha hai. Bar 5 km door hai, par roj pahunch jaate hain. Ek laundiya bhi pata li hai. daaru to poocho mat cocaine aur heroine tak pahunch gaye hain.
Poore charasi ban gaye hain. Aur pata nahi kiska kiya hua kaam bhi chura liya hai. Uspe paper likh diya aur accept bhi ho gaya hai. Dude you are so cool that you are hot, you are dope!

Mr. Witch- Saale ek tooti stump par ball kya lag gai, phool rahe hain. Main bhi wahin maujood tha. Us gend ki speed 50 kmph se jada na hogi. Aur poora bowling analysis to suno: 2 overs; 22 runs (16 wides aur 6 balle se). Wo bhi 6 hi run balle se is liye bane kyonki batsman bajar j***** the. aur kya batayen, apne me hi magan hain, as always. Poora summer nikalne ke baad kamre se bahar nikle, 29 khelne ke liye. Kisi ki inse baat hui?

Bada Shakeel- Logon mein josh jagana chahte hain. logon ke muh to khulwana chahte hain, par ye bhool gaye ki yahan ke log soch-soch kar frust hain. Agar khud se soch ke likhne ko bologe to koi nahi likhega. Ab dekho, hazar gaaliyan milengi. Waise ye haramkhor bhi Mr. Stagnant Water hain. Batao abhi tak Reliance ka mobile nahi liya. :( Waise aaj kal orkut kholne lage hain. Ab jaa ke inko dikha ki mera relationship status married hai.

Baaki ki kahani agle post mein. ek baar me lamba post nahi karna chahiye. Hoping to get thousand abuses :)

kal hi likhenge. aapka number bhi aayega, kahin mat jaiyega.

Summer experience............

The next semester is closing in and with it the placement horror too. Just one month to go before we rejoin the college.Let's share our experiences uptill now and briefly describe your past two months........

Do you Know this ???

Well ,
This other day , We played fatta and You know I broke a stump on my bowling.

Just thought You people might wanna know ...
Even if not ... I just told ya...

yours adorable :)
Slap

federer rocks...........

something irking about ur wingmates

As discussed in the evening...
now we should write the things we dont like about each other...

p.s . Plz dont take any criticism otherwise... We can improve ourselves ....
p.p.s . Plz dont let the comments made here affect ur comment on the post below..
p.p.p.s .. saare diplomats aur politicians ke liye achchha mauka.. apni diplomacy dikhane ka....
Imp note : Let bhurat have the first comments .. elsewise.. he wont ... :)

something nice about wingmates...

lets write something which we like about our fellow wingmates. Each member is supposed to write atleast one gud quality about all the other wingmates. Looking forward to hear something gud about our friends....another family

Who amongst us is the person you consider normal? Normal means "not different". Hoping to get 13 replies...

ECO-friendly

Imagine to be born in a world devoid of all it's magnificence.
Imagine to be born in a world with no flowers,no trees,no
colours of life.
Imagine to be born in a world without the gurgling of water
erupting from Mother's lap rather the idle wind howling upon the
vast stretches of parched land.
Imagine to be born in the synthetic world of 2900.
For us it's no tragic imagination,it's a reality we wake up to every
morning. But to whom should we blame?If I could just have the
opportunity to communicate to you – a resident of India almost
900 years back,in other words member of that period of the world
which is referred to as the “golden era” in the modern history.
You never thought of us.You only wanted economic prowess at
our expense.
India's population today is 10 lakhs. It is
roughly 1/10000 part that of Australia,New Zealand and Greenland.
The average temperature during summer hovers around 56 degree
celsius. This is coupled with the scarcity of water. The water avail-
able is unfit for drinking as it is contaminated with nuclear wastes.
40% of the population suffers from genetical defects ranging from
mild to serious ailments. My age is 43,and I know my time has
come
to bid adieu to this world. No!no! I do not suffer from some myst-
erious ailment,nor is it mathematics magic. I have checked and
rechecked we still have 1year,12 months,30 days a month ,7 days
a week. Our concept of Age has not changed but nature's has.

By the knowledge of ancient scri-
ptures I envy you for all the advantages you started with ,
but I hate you for all the disadvantages you left
for us to cope with.
You basked in your success,
The fragnance of flowers empowered you.

But you carried away for,
each second you had scaled new heights,
And you had new success stories to narrate.

-2021 India's concorde.
-2070 India's first unmanned Mars spaceship.
-2114 Successful cancer remedy.
-2312 HIV vaccine.

With the advent of the year 2312 Mankind had considered itself
almost immortal and invincible. But you never spared a thought
for us.........................you cut the branches of your own tree. You
stabbed your own family.
The richer sections of the society have
moved to Australia,New Zealand,Greenland where conditions are
a bit more habitable .Our only source of energy is windpower. By
my study of ancient data, I figure out that the last trickle of oil
had disappeared by around 2300.By the time people complete their
education they are already past their prime. A large chunk of
industries have borne the ravages of the centuries and have
crumbled due to lack of skilled manpower(even unskilled labour
is scarce) and due paucity of raw materials. Dams have crumbled
and those intact stand in mute testimony to the fact that once
water gushed through their niches but the dried parched traces of
mosses reveals the state of our times.


It really amazes me to think that water
could have been once in such plentiful supply. As I see the sunset in
the horizon ,the view scarcely impeded by some brave trees , the
the idle dry wind kissing the crumbling dams I feel a dam full of
anger unleash within me. How could you be so mean? How could
you be so carried away that you forgot that the Gift of Nature was
to be passed on to the next tenant in the best of condition.
As I traverse through the ancient
scriptures my eyes get narrowed and a frown appears on my face
as I read aloud -"GROUPISM AGAIN".the rise of India and China
as two superpowers had created an unrest in the world , as a result
of which tension floated in the air. The world divided. India,US,
Europe joined hands.China,Pak,SE Asian and Gulf nations joined
hands. There was no victory, no defeat. The human race itself was
defeated. We are still reeling from the aftermath of World War-3.
Today, a record of endangered species does not hold any sign-
ificance for us. The humanrace itself is endangered.In it lies the salvation
of all those creatures whom you had wiped away. We are going to
extinct.I know we have no way out of this irreversible cycle you had
begun.

We are counting our days though we have lost count of the number
of ozone holes you had weaved. As the morning sets in and the
synthetic milk rather latex arrives I hear the monotonous every
day incident-
"Woman assaulted and looted of waterjar"
We clearly understand the significance of water, air for which
we pay today in rupees , if only you could..............

Revive the blog with this.

What will you do if you come to know that this is the last day of your life??

Nice-Guy-Finishes-Last

This rant was published in WHARTON UNDERGRADUATE JOURNAL.

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vn3mLIlqp4

UPA = pool of fools

http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Default/Scripting/ArticleWin.asp?From=Archive&Source=Page&Skin=TOI&BaseHref=CAP%2F2009%2F02%2F24&ViewMode=GIF&GZ=T&PageLabel=20&EntityId=Ar02000&AppName=1

Who is who?????

Lets play a game....there are many characters in the pic....Who do u think resembles to whom a/c to u???

T-Shirt

As some of us discussed on V-Day's night abt our wing's t-shirt, so lets pen down some quote that should be put on out t-shirt.Just post anything...any quote will do....think,write,edit or even copy but keep posting :)

Cycle issue

It has been observed that junta is just becoming more and more careless about maintaining their cycles.I am really irritated now whole day i m sitting in my room and the junta that come to visit me during that tym is only for cycle.Its very irritating.So those guys who i dont know y are nt able to maintain their cycles do that during techkriti coz from my side i have done enough. :(
Sorry guys.
Its just i am fed up now...

beautiful night sky

Check your I.Q

http://www.sonnyradio.com/leapfrog.htm

DEDICATED TO SMOKERS

http://www.santabanta.com/video.asp?video=2579

the new GORGEOUS 2

the new GORGEOUS

Bihari "ANANDH"

new gandiest gaali of the wing "ANANDH"

Love is Blind

Finally....this V-day, i wont have to watch romantic movies :D . I will have fun (OF ALL KIND ;) ....) with some1 very special to me (BHURAT). And ya bhalu n bhatur aren't allowed to interfere in b/w X-( bhurat bas MERA aur MERA hai ..lolzzzzzz

No more EMBARRASSMENT

Few wingies will call Us their GODFATHER because of this post.Finally, we found that there is a way to get rid of "that thing" [;)] so that later on after being married, their children will not confuse b/w Mommy n Daddy :) Hope these guys will certainly avail this facility so that in the coming ANTARAGNI they wont have to face something like those LSR chicks :D ;)

A NICE POEM

I asked you if I was pretty, you said no.
I asked you if I was fat, you said yes of course.
I asked you if you wanted to be with me forever, you said no.
I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no.
I had heard too much, and need to leave and
as I walked away..
You grabbed my arm and told me to stay.
You said...
Your not pretty, your beautiful.
The only thing fat, or big, about you is your heart.
I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever.
And, baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away...
I would die.

Please listen to it once

http://harvardmagazine.com/commencement/the-fringe-benefits-failure-the-importance-imagination


Please listen to the whole speech ( hope this post doesn't challenge the holy purity of our blog)

a tale of two films

What do u thnk ,which one was a better film?Was TZP that bad that it couldn't make even to the top 9 in foreign films or there's a different yardstick for judging indian films and would the same yardstick be used if boyle had not directed slumdog rather an indian chap had?????And why are we happy for slumdog, just because it has an indian connection!!(apart from rahman).doesn't the word slumdog sound derogatory??